- Six Word Story
"Bruce is 1 today"
Great Danes are gentle giants.
It’s officially gone too far now.
Lindsay Lohan on the set of The Parent Trap, 1998
A couple of matching tattoos for a couple of lovely ladies, thanks Rosie and Lucy!
when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
*parent voice* what’s so interesting on that computer of yours?